• Odin: Loki, son, I need to talk to you.
  • Loki: Yes, Father?
  • Odin: You are becoming a young man. There are some things in your past that may come to light and your mother and I haven't told you before in fear it would upset you.
  • Loki: ... Yes?
  • Odin: At the final battle of Jotunheim, I found an infant. It was small and malnourished - a child Loufey sought not to claim for its power was in magic, not in physical strength.
  • Loki: ...
  • Odin: I took you from that battle, son, and your mother and I have loved you ever since.
  • Loki: Sssso... this is why you prefer Thor.
  • Odin: This is why I spend so much more time with Thor, yes. He is like me in that he has a temper to be tamed and physical strength he allows to take over when that anger boils over. Your mother is talented with magic and is clever with words as you are. Me being more like Thor doesn't make me love you any less than I love him.
  • Loki: ... Does Thor know?
  • Odin: He will if you wish him to.
  • Loki: We aren't family, then.
  • Odin: You are my son by love as your mother is my wife by marriage. Blood means little in the way of kin.
  • Loki: But I can't become king of Asgard.
  • Odin: ... Which is another reason I spend so much time with your headstrong brother as he'll eventually have to do public speaking outside of 'thor swing hammer' and he doesn't have the gilded tongue you do.
  • Loki: Ah. Well. ... Okay.
  • Odin: Okay?
  • Loki: Okay. ... So he isn't your favorite?
  • Odin: Your mother is my favorite.
  • and thus the entire movie line was avoided.

thefrogman:

There is also a death for the immortal jellyfish. He is very bored.

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so-1d-preferences:

daddyslittlepunker:

fahrlight:

seananmcguire:

jimhines:

ursulavernon:

blood-stained-clouds:

ew—-society:

courageisthekeytohappiness:

i’m in love with peter pan. 

you forgot my favorite one

Ah, damnit Internet, you made me cry before breakfast.

Now I want to be Peter Pan when I grow up. Which is confusing on multiple levels…

I love him so.

CRYING

"that’ll take you somewhere weird" bless him 

I don’t care how old I am, If I see Peter Pan at Disney Land you best believe I’ll run up to him, hug him, and never let him go.

I’M GOING TO DISNEYLAND ! I’M GONNA MEET PETER PAN!!

darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny

darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny

catsbeaversandducks:

10 Adorable Photos of Turtles Wearing Turtle Sweaters

TURTLE SWEATERS, PEOPLE.

All by ©Mossy Tortoise

vvirginprincesss:

thefatgawd:

kidxforever:

LMAOOO IM SORRY

Nah though, she right. You don’t call white folks, “European American”.

Trueee.

rasninja:

Start of semester

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End of Semester

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  • me: it wont bother me.
  • me: *lies down*
  • me: it actually really bothers me. a lot. so i'm gonna think about it all night instead of sleeping.

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